Joke: Date

April 28, 2007 at 21:09 · Filed under Rambling

A guy on a date parks his car and gets the girl in the back seat. They make love, but the girl wants it again and the guy complies. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says,

“Excuse me a minute, I have to relieve myself.”

While out of the car he notices a man half a block away changing a flat. He asks the man

“Look, I’ve got this gal in my car and I’ve given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I’ll change your flat if you’ll take over for me.”

So that’s what the man does and he is just getting into “high-gear” when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them. The cop asks

“What are you doing in there?”

The guy says “I’m making love to my wife.”

The cop asks “Why don’t you do that at home?”

The guy answers “To tell you the truth, I didn’t know it was my wife until you shined the light on her.”

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Happy Birthday Rae-Ann

April 27, 2007 at 01:00 · Filed under Rambling

Happy Birthday Rae,

I sent you a text message, will call later to find out how it all went.

Have a good one.

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Broken

April 17, 2007 at 21:21 · Filed under Rambling

Things may be broken around the blog for the next few days as I sort out some of the code here. Thanks for your patience guys.

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Work, Work

April 17, 2007 at 21:18 · Filed under Work

Hey folks, been stuck behind the desk for the past few weeks with little or no progress on the project.

Sometimes I wonder if the emails I send have too many words. I ask for this, give the layout, and get something totally different. What is that?

Anyways, will start and finish project 2 tonight, move back to 1 in the morning, and slip into 3 later in the day.

See you guys soon.

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